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Yummy Spaghetti Alfredo!

Monday, August 28, 2006

Dinner was finger licking good n the awesome part is that i cooked it. All thanks to that Alfredo mix and my good head for gauging the ingredients. I am so proud of my creation!

12:22 AM
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DIY treatment for Glam Talons!

Thursday, August 24, 2006

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This recipe is great for most of you guys who are hangnail sufferers. Mu ha ha ha. Papaya contains an enzyme that softens and dissolves the undesired cuticles. Say bye bye to those disgusting and painful extra skin hanging about.

Ingredients:
- 2 tablespoons(30ml)papaya juice
- 2 tablespoons(30ml)wheat germ oil
- 1 teaspoon(5ml)olive oil

To make:
1. In a blender, combine the juice and wheat germ oil. Run blender on the highest settings for 2 mins.

To use:
1. Pour juice mixture into a small finger bowl.
2. Measure olive oil into a separate small dish.
3. Soak each hand in the juice mixture for 5 mins, then rinse with tepid water.
4. Dip an orange stick into the olive oil, then use it to push back the cuticle on each finger.
5. Massage the olive oil into the cuticle.

1:09 AM
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Ekkks! A maggot on my breast!

Monday, August 21, 2006

This morning on my way to work, there was this instance where i was standing under a looming tree waiting for the usual bloody "green man". Suddenly, a light breeze came and all the leaves swirled around me...you know, like all those enlightening romantic movie scene. Well, minus my Mr Hero and i was actually shaking my head pretty violently to prevent a "leafy hair day". i was so wrapped up in the moment that i was unaware a maggot-like creature had landed itself on my shirt. (Trying to be my Mr Hero i guess) I walked with that piece of yet to be discovered repulsive assessory to the bus stop. Upon reaching the bus stop, i fished out my handphone and started jabbing buttons here and there, ya noe just to look preoccupied. From the corner of my eye, i saw something wriggling on the breast of my shirt. Ekkks! Fortunately, i managed to choke back a horrified gasp and i swiftly reached for a tissue and frantically tried to swipe off that maggot-like ceature. The passer-bys were giving me weird glances but what the heck, it's a bloody maggot for pete's sake! Phew, i managed to get it off. Ugh, hate wormish stuff...yucks!

12:00 AM
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Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Finally managed to get my blog on track. Phew! All right, i've a joke for you guys....

Husband: Dear, how come you never get angry with me? How do you manage to control your anger so well?

Wife: I clean the toilet

Husband: ???

Wife: With your toothbrush!

Ok another one....

Mother putting on make-up.

Young child: Mother what are you putting on your face?

Mother accidentally drops the make-up brush.

Mother: Shit!

Young child goes to the elder sister's room. Elder sister is having a conversation with a friend while putting on clothes.

Young child: Sister what are u putting on?

Sister: Condom! (she exclaims loudly to her friend on the other line)

Young child makes her way to the kitchen where she finds her dad chopping a chicken.

Young child: Father what are you doing to the chicken?

Father accidentally cuts his hands.

Father: Fuck!

Young child goes to the living room.

When the grandmother comes, she's baffled to find everyone missing and only the young child present.

Grandmother: Where is everybody?

Young Child: Mother putting shit on her face, sister putting on condom and father
fucking chicken in the kitchen!

3:16 PM
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