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Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Finally managed to get my blog on track. Phew! All right, i've a joke for you guys....
Husband: Dear, how come you never get angry with me? How do you manage to control your anger so well?
Wife: I clean the toilet
Husband: ???
Wife: With your toothbrush!
Ok another one....
Mother putting on make-up.
Young child: Mother what are you putting on your face?
Mother accidentally drops the make-up brush.
Mother: Shit!
Young child goes to the elder sister's room. Elder sister is having a conversation with a friend while putting on clothes.
Young child: Sister what are u putting on?
Sister: Condom! (she exclaims loudly to her friend on the other line)
Young child makes her way to the kitchen where she finds her dad chopping a chicken.
Young child: Father what are you doing to the chicken?
Father accidentally cuts his hands.
Father: Fuck!
Young child goes to the living room.
When the grandmother comes, she's baffled to find everyone missing and only the young child present.
Grandmother: Where is everybody?
Young Child: Mother putting shit on her face, sister putting on condom and father fucking chicken in the kitchen!
3:16 PM
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me, myself and i!
Aaso\Asu\Ash
11 Aug
singing; dancing; reading novels, cleo and other mags; watching bollywood and hollywood movies;listening to music; WWE; roller blading; mum's cooking; cheesecakes; yogurt drinks; candy floss
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