Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Ha Ha here's a joke a friend forwarded to me.....
There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor
lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted
up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.The lady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.She brought her husband to the store...
so what did she do?
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HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!
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Empress moi?
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
I'm having my A&E posting right now and it's quite fun. Actually it's super busy and the best thing is that the time passes by like no one's business. Ha ha yesterday i was in the triage area and i was with this male staff nurse in a station. He was writing abt the chief complaint and my eyes suddenly scanned the word FU. "What the heck does that mean?" i thought to myself silently. When the patient was out of earshot i asked him the burning question. Before answering to me, he gave out a bark of laughter and assured me it's just follow up. Wait a min....why is he laughing so hard?....what's wrong with FU...OMG...F*** U! Yep that realisation made me grin stupidly to myself. Then there was another word helluva...he didn't know how to spell the word "perineum" so he looked up for it on the net. In the end, he settled for "groin" saying the word is less complicated. I was laughing so hard....the patient must have thought i was laughing at him. NOooo. Wa ha ha.
Hmmm...today i'm posted to another section...hopefully it's gonna be exhilarating experience as yesterday.
OK i just took a quiz n somehow the results don't really suprise me. So i guess it must be pretty accurate! ;D
You are The Empress
Beauty, happiness, pleasure, success, luxury, dissipation.
The Empress is associated with Venus, the feminine planet, so it represents, beauty, charm, pleasure, luxury, and delight. You may be good at home decorating, art or anything to do with making things beautiful.
The Empress is a creator, be it creation of life, of romance, of art or business. While the Magician is the primal spark, the idea made real, and the High Priestess is the one who gives the idea a form, the Empress is the womb where it gestates and grows till it is ready to be born. This is why her symbol is Venus, goddess of beautiful things as well as love. Even so, the Empress is more Demeter, goddess of abundance, then sensual Venus. She is the giver of Earthly gifts, yet at the same time, she can, in anger withhold, as Demeter did when her daughter, Persephone, was kidnapped. In fury and grief, she kept the Earth barren till her child was returned to her.
What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
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